Un-suck (and de-jargon) your LinkedIn Profile...
In a Day


Every time you look at your LinkedIn profile, you cringe. You check out other LinkedIn profiles in your network, hoping they won’t notice, then steal parts of their profile, write it in your own words, and then try to piece it all together.

You know it’s an important part of your professional branding strategy but writing about yourself is hard. Besides, you’ve got work to do.

While your LinkedIn profile sits there half-complete, you’re missing out on opportunities and networking potential every day.

Your LinkedIn profile could tell the whole story about how amazing you are, highlight the best of your professional experience, and drive the right connections.

Your LinkedIn profile will speak directly to your potential employers or connections. You’ll make a great first impression, and you’ll be excited to show it off.

I’m a copywriter for smart people who hate writing about themselves. I take the burden of creating a compelling LinkedIn profile off your already full plate and write an engaging profile that speaks directly to your potential clients, employers, or connections.


Let’s take your vanilla LinkedIn profile and turn it into your most powerful online career tool.


With an unsucked and de-jargoned LinkedIn profile:

  • Your LinkedIn profile will feature your top skills and experiences front and center

  • You’ll be using plain English, avoiding bad business jargon

  • Your network will be impressed and be more likely to help you when you post a request

  • You’ll get more profile views and increase your popularity in your network

  • Your LinkedIn inbox will be full of potential connections—imagine the possibilities!


Unsuck and De-jargon your LinkedIn Profile Includes:

  • Getting inside your brain. You’ll answer some questions in an online form. This will give you super helpful insights as you zone in on your professional voice and position yourself to build your online presence. You’ll probably learn a few things about yourself too.

  • A friendly internet-stalking. In a totally non-creepy way. With all the links and information you provide me, I’ll creep on all your (public) online profiles.

  • A head-turning LinkedIn headline that does its job. Sucks people into reading your summary and looking for reasons to work with you.

  • Standing out in a sea of button-downs. A LinkedIn summary that makes you stand apart from the sea of jargon-filled sameness by highlighting the unique contribution that only you could provide.

  • Use LinkedIn with a purpose. You’ll learn how in just a few minutes a day to an hour a week, you can engage your network. Custom-fit to your professional goals to help you get seen.

  • We’ll do this in record time. When we focus our writing efforts in a single day, you get a steal-worthy profile, and can start fielding all the new inquiries you’ll get in just one day.

You were afraid to show up and engage in LinkedIn before, but not anymore!


Investment: $1,200


Finally, get over your LinkedIn profile shame.


Are you ready to work with me? Excellent! Here’s how to get started:

Step 1. Click here to answer some questions and schedule a time to chat. We’ll hop on the phone, and we’ll chat about your professional goals and your goals for using LinkedIn. If everything sounds great, you’ll get a contract to sign along with instructions for a $400 deposit to reserve your day. The rest of your payment - $800, is due the day before your scheduled LinkedIn profile writing day.

Step 2: On your scheduled LinkedIn profile writing day, you’ll put your feet up, grab a coffee with an extra shot, or maybe even just go to work while I write your LinkedIn profile. You’ll pop open your shiny new words for your LinkedIn profile after lunch and tell me what you like and what you want to change. By the time you go to bed that night, your edits will be done. You’ll take a fresh peek in the morning, and I’ll make one additional round of edits by the end of the day.

Step 3. You publish your totally done-for-you, jargon-free LinkedIn profile, sit back and revel in your professional-ness. More coffee.


Have questions? I’m happy to answer them. Send me an email at hi@jacquelinefisch.com.