The bio on your website and across your social media—minimalist, though not by choice.

You secretly check out other experts' profiles in your network, hoping they won’t notice, then steal parts of their profile, write it in your own words, and then try to piece it all together.

You know it’s an important part of your branding strategy and will help you sell more but writing about yourself is hard. Besides, you’ve got a business to grow.

While your bio sits there half-complete, you’re missing out on opportunities and new connections every day.

Your bio could tell the whole story about how amazing you are, highlight the best of your creativity, and turn curious prospects into raving fans.

Your about page will stand out and speak directly to potential clients, customers, or partners. You’ll make a great first impression, and you’ll be excited to show it off.

You can’t put it off any longer because you need to make the most of this opportunity.

Your audience can easily fall in love with you once they feel connected to you, and your story.

Let’s unsuck your bio and write your story.

I’m a copywriter and coach for business owners who want to sound human.

I help them ditch the jargon and long-winded run-on stories so they can relate to and connect with their perfect clients using engaging online copy that builds trust. 

I take the burden of creating a compelling bio off your already full plate and write an engaging profile that speaks directly to your potential clients.  

Let’s take your vanilla profile and turn it into your most powerful online client-getting tool.


With an unsucked bio:

  • Your website about page and professional bio will feature what makes you stand out from your competitors

  • You'll get rid of jargon once and for all—half the time you don't even know what you're trying to say

  • You’ll speak your customer's secret language, and they'll totally want to buy you a mojito

  • Your inbox will be full of potential connections—fans of your work, clients lining up for your services, and a wait list around the corner—imagine the possibilities!

Finally! The next time a media outlet asks for your bio, you can send it over proudly!



unsuck your bio includes:

  • Getting inside your brain. You’ll answer some questions in an online form. This will give you super helpful insights as you zone in on your professional voice and position yourself to build your online presence. You’ll probably learn a few things about yourself too.

  • A friendly internet-stalking. In a totally non-creepy way. With all the links and information you provide me, I’ll creep on all your (public) online profiles.

  • A to-the-point clear statement about who you are and who you serve. Because when you get clear and use your customer’s language, they’ll understand you.

  • A head-turning creative headline that does its job. Sucks people into reading your bio and looking for reasons to work with you.

  • An About Page for your website that tells your story. People buy from people. When you can spark a connection with your audience, they’re more likely to buy from you.

  • Short bios for all the places a few punchy words will do. For your social media accounts and to have ready to go for your next podcast or guest blog feature.

  • Standing out in a sea of tortured business owners. A bio that makes you stand apart from the sea of jargon-filled sameness by highlighting the unique contribution that only you can provide.

  • We’ll do this in record time. When we focus our writing efforts, you get a steal-worthy profile, and can start fielding all the new inquiries you’ll get in just one day.

You were afraid to show up and engage online before, but not anymore!


Average turnaround time is 5 days. A $400 deposit is due at booking.


Are you ready to work with me? Excellent! Here’s how to get started:

Step 1. Click the that big button above, answer some questions and schedule a time to chat. We’ll hop on the phone, and we’ll talk about your work and professional goals.

Step 2. You’ll get an agreement to sign along with instructions for your deposit to reserve your spot. The rest of your payment is due the day before your scheduled profile delivery day.

Step 3. On your scheduled start day, you’ll put your feet up, grab a coffee with an extra shot, or maybe even just go to work while I write your bio. You’ll pop open your shiny new words for your About Page after lunch and tell me what you like and what you want to change. By the time you go to bed that night, your edits will be done. You’ll take a fresh peek in the morning, and I’ll make one additional round of edits by the end of the day.

Step 4. You publish your totally done-for-you, jargon-free profile, sit back and revel in your professional creativeness. More coffee.

Have questions? Email me at or grab a coffee and 30-minutes and we'll chat.